Here folks, is a little summary of the past years activity at “Cool McCool’s Garage”, assembled by those clever folks at “WordPress.com”. What it means is that over 17,ooo times in 2011, bored teen-agers searching for free porn stumbled into my blog by mistake. I’m not just nationwide, I’m GLOBAL, baby!
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 17,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
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You never fail to surprise me! Sometimes in good ways!!!
What??? Only the 4th in quantity of replies? And tied at that??? I’ll have to try harder. Congrats on your publishing success. Looking forward to following your progress in 2012.